Expos Gifts

"Oh goody! It's just like the Columbian Exposition of 1893."

Party Animals.

"What the %@!!* is that?!" "Is that a leg? Wait—no, it's an arm. Wait—what?" "The frame is nice." "Whatever it is, it makes me miss Bob Ross." "Gasp!" "The intentionally lost Caravaggio"

"His mother had a great influence on him. She always made him eat his fruits and vegetables."

Well, you know these child prodigies - they can be very demanding about how their work is displayed.

Children's Art Show.

"Swiping won't cut it sonny-boy, you have to physically walk to the next painting."

Cats at private view

The Rise of Modern Art

Trade Show Sherpas

A sign that reads "ART...and plenty of it!" hangs above the entrance to a museum.

"My Blackberry will get in touch with your Blackberry."

Freaks of nature exhibit.

Panama Papers Scandal

Escher exhibition first floor

'We unfortunately had to compress our dinosaur area due to budget cuts. On the bright side, TyrannoTriStegoApatoHadroPlesioSaurodon Rex here is now the museum's most popular exhibit.'

"This piece resembles my subconscious desire to draw spirals on a big piece of paper."

Anyone would think it's Frieze week...

Private Viewing

Movie Monster Exhibit: Unavailable due to much needed repair work.

"Don't you find her work just so wonderfully liberating!"

Leaves falling out of a painting.

Dogs looking at a fire hydrant in an art gallery.

Leaking Hudson River paintings.

Metropolitan Art Center current exhibit: Father of the Finger-In-Your-Eye School of Modern Art.

In the art gallery

"I don't dare take him near the De Kooning exhibit!"

'This statue is based on an earlier work of mine from the pre-kindergarten era.'

"It's a great work!"

Modern Portrait Gallery

Library: Self-Help Books and Blame a 'Rigged' Political System.

"Someone switched off the freezer...it's melted."

World Exhibition - At the Champs-Élysées - from 3 to 6 o'clock, great exhibition of petticoats

After three days the curator decided it was probably upside down.

Artist Retrospective.