Expos Mugs

"Oh goody! It's just like the Columbian Exposition of 1893."

Party Animals.

"What the %@!!* is that?!" "Is that a leg? Wait—no, it's an arm. Wait—what?" "The frame is nice." "Whatever it is, it makes me miss Bob Ross." "Gasp!" "The intentionally lost Caravaggio"

Well, you know these child prodigies - they can be very demanding about how their work is displayed.

"His mother had a great influence on him. She always made him eat his fruits and vegetables."

Children's Art Show.

Trade Show Sherpas

"Swiping won't cut it sonny-boy, you have to physically walk to the next painting."

The Rise of Modern Art

Cats at private view

A sign that reads "ART...and plenty of it!" hangs above the entrance to a museum.

Freaks of nature exhibit.

Panama Papers Scandal

'We unfortunately had to compress our dinosaur area due to budget cuts. On the bright side, TyrannoTriStegoApatoHadroPlesioSaurodon Rex here is now the museum's most popular exhibit.'

Movie Monster Exhibit: Unavailable due to much needed repair work.

Anyone would think it's Frieze week...

Private Viewing

Leaves falling out of a painting.

"Don't you find her work just so wonderfully liberating!"

"This piece resembles my subconscious desire to draw spirals on a big piece of paper."

Dogs looking at a fire hydrant in an art gallery.

"I don't dare take him near the De Kooning exhibit!"

Modern Portrait Gallery

Leaking Hudson River paintings.

"It's a great work!"

Metropolitan Art Center current exhibit: Father of the Finger-In-Your-Eye School of Modern Art.

In the art gallery

Library: Self-Help Books and Blame a 'Rigged' Political System.

"Someone switched off the freezer...it's melted."

After three days the curator decided it was probably upside down.

World Exhibition - At the Champs-Élysées - from 3 to 6 o'clock, great exhibition of petticoats

The scales between gluttony and hunger

Artist Retrospective.