Expense Examiner Gifts

'How come you're questioning my petrol bill?'

'If people are supposed to live within their means, why are there such things as overdrafts?'

Fees office!

"Unfortunately as the law stands at the moment 13 pints and a curry because you had a crap day isn't tax deductible!"

'You may now turn over your paper and begin.' - 'Sir!' - 'Yes?' - 'What is it?' - 'I think Train 'A' and Train 'B' might be going to crash!'

'I want to claim for black marker pens.'

Garrett knew it was important to jeep his brain from overheating during big tests.

Is this your idea of a joke, Findlay...?

Lion Tamers School - Lion licking his lips examiner marking a fail

'Thank you for not guessing.'

'What wine goes with enormous expense account?.'

"Office of quality assurance"

Rare Medical Conditions - The compulsive desire to work out restaurant bills correctly

Examiners.

'Sorry to trouble you , sir , but did you remember to sign my expenses ?'

Bookkeeping Club

"Smart Arse"

Lambs to the Slaughter

'The fact that the expenses process is complicated confusing and bureaucratic isn't an Aberration.'

'I knew it! Important Exclusion 347, 'Plummeting Pachyderms'. . .'

Playing doctor: 'This time I get to play the HMO bureaucrat who decides if you live or die.'

"'Single'? With this kind of income? Oh, have I got a dependant for you!"

"I thought SAT was 'Smart Alec Teacher'!"

'Hello, Doc Barnes? I just got your bill. You've just bought yourself a cow.'

"Well, certainly his claim seems justified , but if we paid off every justified claim what kind of insurance company would we be?"

'...no you can't phone a friend!'

"You know how I feel about sampling!"

'He's just failed my husband. Bring the examiner out here immediately!'

Bulltoon: Insatiabull.

"About your self employed expenses, do you do anything purely for pleasure?"

Examiners Nightmare.

'To prevent fraud, we like to verify whiplash injury claims!'

Grading Guidelines.

Just remember, don't claim for lunch unless I was with you.

'Now, in which elevators did I park Ann's couple of Cadillacs?'