Expense Examiners Gifts

Is this your idea of a joke, Findlay...?

'You may now turn over your paper and begin.' - 'Sir!' - 'Yes?' - 'What is it?' - 'I think Train 'A' and Train 'B' might be going to crash!'

'I want to claim for black marker pens.'

Garrett knew it was important to jeep his brain from overheating during big tests.

Lion Tamers School - Lion licking his lips examiner marking a fail

'Thank you for not guessing.'

'What wine goes with enormous expense account?.'

"Office of quality assurance"

Rare Medical Conditions - The compulsive desire to work out restaurant bills correctly

Examiners.

'Sorry to trouble you , sir , but did you remember to sign my expenses ?'

Bookkeeping Club

'The fact that the expenses process is complicated confusing and bureaucratic isn't an Aberration.'

"Smart Arse"

Lambs to the Slaughter

'I knew it! Important Exclusion 347, 'Plummeting Pachyderms'. . .'

"'Single'? With this kind of income? Oh, have I got a dependant for you!"

Playing doctor: 'This time I get to play the HMO bureaucrat who decides if you live or die.'

'Hello, Doc Barnes? I just got your bill. You've just bought yourself a cow.'

"I thought SAT was 'Smart Alec Teacher'!"

"Well, certainly his claim seems justified , but if we paid off every justified claim what kind of insurance company would we be?"

'...no you can't phone a friend!'

"You know how I feel about sampling!"

'He's just failed my husband. Bring the examiner out here immediately!'

Examiners Nightmare.

'I expect a little padding in the expense account, but yours is a kingsize mattress!'

"About your self employed expenses, do you do anything purely for pleasure?"

"Unfortunately as the law stands at the moment 13 pints and a curry because you had a crap day isn't tax deductible!"

'How come you're questioning my petrol bill?'

'To prevent fraud, we like to verify whiplash injury claims!'

Just remember, don't claim for lunch unless I was with you.

Grading Guidelines.

"What else can I claim on my expense account?"

Here in purgatory, you take a standardized test to determine if you get into the afterlife of your choice. P.

'The boys in accounting used to give me a hard time about ordering a $1,000 bottle of wine - until I invited them along.'