Expecting Parents Club Gifts

Husband for Sale- Pregnancy Forces Sale

The Baby Walker

'We had the baby's ultrasound photo made into wallpaper.'

"Don't worry, they normally look like little humans during the early scans."

"There's your son's heartbeat, and over here is the app he's developing."

Gifts for a cloned baby!

"Force quit! Force quit! Force quit!!"

Don't worry, I see babies, lots of babies...

Mr. & Mrs. Stickfigure are expecting twins.

Ask me about my litter! !

"Now that I can talk, here's my speaking fee."

'As you can see, it's too late for a termination...Baby is capable of surviving outside the womb...'

"I'd better enjoy this while I can. It's the only home I'll own without a mortgage!"

Pregnant women having a ultrasound done.

Doctor performing an ultrasound on a Russian nesting doll

"Soon you'll be sucking your thumb AND tying your shoes...they call it multitasking."

'This is a fine time to leave! What if the doctor delivers the baby while you're out!'

The Complete Book of Baby Names. Oooh, what do you think of 110101110110? Isn't that cute?

Amazon Drones Delivering Babies

Mighty Man Of Justice Is Born

'Wow! That was quite some push Mrs Smith...'

"Mother nature sure is confusing...she gives me a clothes line but no clothes!"

Sperm Whale.

"Congratulations. The ultrasound shows the baby is healthy, a boy and already knows more about technology than you."

"Because, dang it, even cowgirls deserve a little 'me' time."

'Oh, don't mind Jeff. It's just his turn to change the Baby's nappy.'

"Right here is your baby’s infrastructure, and in a month or so we’ll be able to see the analytics."

'Hurry up: We've sprung a leak!'

'She looks just like you when you were that age.'

"I don't think we can keep our love a secret for much longer dear"

"Don't be so dramatic. You tell me you're pregnant every day?"

"Please, James...will you stop worrying whether the baby will meet all government regulations!"

"Is the Itsy Bitsy Spider obsessive-compulsive?"

Smartphone Sonogram

'I couldn't imagine bringing a child into the current fiscal-cliffy world.'