Expecting Parents Club Mugs

Husband for Sale- Pregnancy Forces Sale

The Baby Walker

"Don't worry, they normally look like little humans during the early scans."

Gifts for a cloned baby!

"There's your son's heartbeat, and over here is the app he's developing."

"Force quit! Force quit! Force quit!!"

"I'd better enjoy this while I can. It's the only home I'll own without a mortgage!"

'As you can see, it's too late for a termination...Baby is capable of surviving outside the womb...'

Don't worry, I see babies, lots of babies...

Mr. & Mrs. Stickfigure are expecting twins.

Pregnant women having a ultrasound done.

Doctor performing an ultrasound on a Russian nesting doll

Amazon Drones Delivering Babies

"Soon you'll be sucking your thumb AND tying your shoes...they call it multitasking."

'This is a fine time to leave! What if the doctor delivers the baby while you're out!'

'Wow! That was quite some push Mrs Smith...'

"Mother nature sure is confusing...she gives me a clothes line but no clothes!"

"Because, dang it, even cowgirls deserve a little 'me' time."

"Congratulations. The ultrasound shows the baby is healthy, a boy and already knows more about technology than you."

"Right here is your baby’s infrastructure, and in a month or so we’ll be able to see the analytics."

'Oh, don't mind Jeff. It's just his turn to change the Baby's nappy.'

'Hurry up: We've sprung a leak!'

'She looks just like you when you were that age.'

"I don't think we can keep our love a secret for much longer dear"

"Don't be so dramatic. You tell me you're pregnant every day?"

"Please, James...will you stop worrying whether the baby will meet all government regulations!"

'Yeah, bit how does the stork get into the maternity room?'

Baby, baby maker

"Is the Itsy Bitsy Spider obsessive-compulsive?"

Smartphone Sonogram