Expecting Parent Chuckler Pillows

The baby's really been moving round today.

Beckett for Beginners: "Waiting for Thumbkin"

"Sorry I'm late with my grades. I was busy removing the 'Honor Roll' bumper sticker from the car."

"How come I always get the crying baby right behind me?"

'It's one of life's little miracles!'

'I promise you we'll have him out of here real fast... we need the rest.'

'Looks like we'll have this one by C section."

"I had the strangest dream. I was suddenly in a room full of people, and I didn't have a stitch on."

'Wait, breathe or don't breathe? Oh jeez, why did I have to sleep through Lamaze class?'

Some blind dates work out just fine.

The Impractical Guide to Babies: 'Give us a toot...'

'Don't be silly mum, the morning after pill doesn't work 14 years after conception.'

"I'm sorry, James...but I'm afraid Jelly Beans aren't a vegetable!"

Your CV is rather thin...

Sex Education: "Here's one we prepared earlier..."

Where Box Turtles Come From

'The ultrasound went well: Now, we just need to agree on 1263 baby names...'

'Excuse me - could you please get out of my way - I've got a baby.'

'No, there's only one baby Mrs Kong, but it looks like a very big one!'

'It's half past November, young man! Get back into your room and hibernate!'

"Mommie!"

'Believe me honey - YOU don't need to do the pelvic floor!!'

'I'm afraid your work insurance won't apply, Mrs. Ferguson -- you didn't have the baby during office hours.'

'A young boxer'.

Tapeworm befriends umbilical cord,

"On second thoughts let's stay in tonight...now that we have another mouth to feed."

"It's a pregnancy stick...guess what?"

Can you believe we're old enough to have kids taking sex-ed? No! Thank heavens they have a curriculum with all the choices. Although

Geder Reveal Party

'Yes, it's great to be pregnant, but a 22-months pregnancy is too long: I want to see my baby!'

Sue, Ted, The Twins.

"Got a call from your husband, somethin' about someone's water breaking."

THE REAL REASON WOMEN HAVE CAESARIANS

"Our new bundle of joy is. . . both sexes!"