Existential Realist Gifts

Searching for a gift that resonates with the existential realist in your life? Our range features clever, humorous, and reflective products that embrace life’s bigger questions. Perfect for those who appreciate humor with a philosophical twist, our items make thoughtful presents for thinkers and introspective souls alike. Whether it's for a birthday, a special occasion, or just because, these gifts capture the essence of contemplating existence with a playful edge.

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Damned if you do...

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"I wonder if A.I. will inevitably become as tired and depressed as we are."

"I wonder if A.I. will inevitably become as tired and depressed as we are." mockup

"I wonder if A.I. will inevitably become as tired and depressed as we are."

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"It seems my fear of death has been replaced by my fear of politics."

"It seems my fear of death has been replaced by my fear of politics." mockup

"It seems my fear of death has been replaced by my fear of politics."

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"They say it takes 10,000 hours to perfect something- I guess I was a bit hasty throwing that together in 144."

"They say it takes 10,000 hours to perfect something- I guess I was a bit hasty throwing that together in 144." mockup

"They say it takes 10,000 hours to perfect something- I guess I was a bit hasty throwing that together in 144."

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Mr. Metamorphosis: "At least this better than waking up as a cockroach."

Mr. Metamorphosis: "At least this better than waking up as a cockroach." mockup

Mr. Metamorphosis: "At least this better than waking up as a cockroach."

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'Things have really livened up down there since You introduced SEXUAL reproduction.'

'Things have really livened up down there since You introduced SEXUAL reproduction.' mockup

'Things have really livened up down there since You introduced SEXUAL reproduction.'

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"That's our house, that's Mommy going to work, and that's you, staring out the window, wondering where it all went wrong."

"That's our house, that's Mommy going to work, and that's you, staring out the window, wondering where it all went wrong." mockup

"That's our house, that's Mommy going to work, and that's you, staring out the window, wondering where it all went wrong."

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Jean-Paul Sartre

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"Why bother?"

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Pinocchio's Second Realization

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Chiller Theatre

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"If there were really a God, trees would come with outlets and wifi hubs."

"If there were really a God, trees would come with outlets and wifi hubs." mockup

"If there were really a God, trees would come with outlets and wifi hubs."

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"Ever feel like even when you're barking at something you're still barking at nothing?"

"Ever feel like even when you're barking at something you're still barking at nothing?" mockup

"Ever feel like even when you're barking at something you're still barking at nothing?"

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God not-too-happy with the Humans sticking a 'Closing DOWN Sale!' sign on planet Earth

God not-too-happy with the Humans sticking a 'Closing DOWN Sale!' sign on planet Earth mockup

God not-too-happy with the Humans sticking a 'Closing DOWN Sale!' sign on planet Earth

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A man deflates and dissolves into the ground and becomes a flower.

A man deflates and dissolves into the ground and becomes a flower. mockup

A man deflates and dissolves into the ground and becomes a flower.

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Zenemies.

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Pastorius wonders why.

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"Existentialist Trail. Get lost then found. Nietzsche Park System"

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"Existentialist Trail. Get lost then found. Nietzsche Park System"

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Extreme Sisyphus

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Optimist

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"You need to justify your own existence first."

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"You need to justify your own existence first."

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"Mrs. Marsha Mullhouse, of Kenosha, Wisconsin, asks, "Are You subject to the laws of physics, or are the laws of physics subject to You?"

"Mrs. Marsha Mullhouse, of Kenosha, Wisconsin, asks, "Are You subject to the laws of physics, or are the laws of physics subject to You?" mockup

"Mrs. Marsha Mullhouse, of Kenosha, Wisconsin, asks, "Are You subject to the laws of physics, or are the laws of physics subject to You?"

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"Wait, am I hear for you or are you here for me?"

"Wait, am I hear for you or are you here for me?" mockup

"Wait, am I hear for you or are you here for me?"

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"All this pitching and hitting- I'm convinced there's a deeper meaning to it all."

"All this pitching and hitting- I'm convinced there's a deeper meaning to it all." mockup

"All this pitching and hitting- I'm convinced there's a deeper meaning to it all."

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Fleeting illusions of happiness hour 5-7

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Fleeting illusions of happiness hour 5-7

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Fyodor Dostoevsky

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"I've never read such utter nonsense! There's a guy here reckons we're all living in some kind of computer simulation!"

"I've never read such utter nonsense! There's a guy here reckons we're all living in some kind of computer simulation!" mockup

"I've never read such utter nonsense! There's a guy here reckons we're all living in some kind of computer simulation!"

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"Life after death"

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"But what if this is all there is?" mockup

"But what if this is all there is?"

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"Is this who I am?"

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"All a cat CAN do is strive for authenticity."

"All a cat CAN do is strive for authenticity." mockup

"All a cat CAN do is strive for authenticity."

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"Nihilistic customer service"

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Man commiting suicide finds the treasure at the bottom of the sea.

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Man commiting suicide finds the treasure at the bottom of the sea.

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"Has it ever occurred to you just to say, 'Hey, I quit. I don't want to be a part of the food chain anymore'?"

"Has it ever occurred to you just to say, 'Hey, I quit. I don't want to be a part of the food chain anymore'?" mockup

"Has it ever occurred to you just to say, 'Hey, I quit. I don't want to be a part of the food chain anymore'?"

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'I'm afraid I'll fall and no one will hear me.'

'I'm afraid I'll fall and no one will hear me.' mockup

'I'm afraid I'll fall and no one will hear me.'

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Existential Realist Gifts Collection

Existential Realist Mugs

Discover our wide selection of mugs designed for existential realists—perfect for sparking morning reflections or philosophical conversations over coffee.

Existential Realist Pillows

Relax with our existentialist pillows—ideal for adding a philosophical touch to your cozy space with humor and depth.

Existential Realist Prints

Find inspiring prints that reflect existential themes—perfect for anyone who loves pondering life's mysteries with a playful eye.

Existential Realist T-Shirts

Explore our range of t-shirts for existential realists—wear your thoughts with witty, clever designs that invite curiosity and conversation.