Existential Realist T-Shirts

Damned if you do...

"I wonder if A.I. will inevitably become as tired and depressed as we are."

"It seems my fear of death has been replaced by my fear of politics."

"They say it takes 10,000 hours to perfect something- I guess I was a bit hasty throwing that together in 144."

Mr. Metamorphosis: "At least this better than waking up as a cockroach."

'Things have really livened up down there since You introduced SEXUAL reproduction.'

"That's our house, that's Mommy going to work, and that's you, staring out the window, wondering where it all went wrong."

Jean-Paul Sartre

"Why bother?"

Pinocchio's Second Realization

Chiller Theatre

"If there were really a God, trees would come with outlets and wifi hubs."

"Ever feel like even when you're barking at something you're still barking at nothing?"

God not-too-happy with the Humans sticking a 'Closing DOWN Sale!' sign on planet Earth

A man deflates and dissolves into the ground and becomes a flower.

Zenemies.

Pastorius wonders why.

"Existentialist Trail. Get lost then found. Nietzsche Park System"

Extreme Sisyphus

Optimist

"You need to justify your own existence first."

"Mrs. Marsha Mullhouse, of Kenosha, Wisconsin, asks, "Are You subject to the laws of physics, or are the laws of physics subject to You?"

"Wait, am I hear for you or are you here for me?"

"All this pitching and hitting- I'm convinced there's a deeper meaning to it all."

Fleeting illusions of happiness hour 5-7

Fyodor Dostoevsky

"I've never read such utter nonsense! There's a guy here reckons we're all living in some kind of computer simulation!"

"Life after death"

"But what if this is all there is?"

"Is this who I am?"

"All a cat CAN do is strive for authenticity."

"Nihilistic customer service"

Man commiting suicide finds the treasure at the bottom of the sea.

"Has it ever occurred to you just to say, 'Hey, I quit. I don't want to be a part of the food chain anymore'?"

'I'm afraid I'll fall and no one will hear me.'