Exercise Ponderer Gifts

"I'm thinking of giving up thinking about trying to run a marathon this year."

Waiting for Pants

"Quantum Physics"? How am I going to learn all of this stuff? A bit at a time?

"What if Newton came up with a different idea from a fallen apple."

Progress?

'You'll be spending a little time in pilates purgatory but don't worry, those guys work miracles.'

'Turn your thinking cap around, Robert.'

The Human Condition

Personnel. I figure since every boss tells you to forget everything you learned in school, not learning anything to begin with puts me ahead of the pack.

Desert crawler following water

'Do you ever wonder about this whole 'money' thing?'

Are these sessions as soul-deadening for you as they are for me, doctor? Let's not have a contest, Al. Or, if we do, no wagering.

'We could use more moving and shaking from you, Yomp, and less bobbing and weaving.'

'The mind-body problem is best expressed in the formulation...OOf!'

A tree falls in a forest and no one is there to hear it.

Well at least we can handle these rocks.

"I don't think I could fit another slice in...oh, hold on."

"Now, if something happens to your marriage, do you want do-not resuscitate?"

"I knew it was unnatural to jump that high out of water."

Mountains and Molehills

'Doctor, this is not what I had in mind when you said you were going to put me on an Exercise program.'

Enter Exit - Circle of Life.

"Pilates! Not, pie and lattes!"

'I do wish you wouldn't use those Polish printers.'

Proponent of 11-dimensional supergravity trying to diagram it.

Which came first, the club or the hole?

Hmmm... what's my real purpose? Why am I here? - 'Ooh! Ooh! Me! Me! Let me guess!' - 'Go on, then.' - 'Is your life a homage mediocrity?' - 'Ouch.' - 'Quizzes are fun! Ask me more!' -

This is a test of their cognitive skills, and that's a test of their patience. Waiting room.

At first she didn't want to live if it meant being attached to tubes. But before you knew it, they were getting along just fine.

No man is an island ??" it just looks that way.

Do you have a problem?. . . Continue on as usual.

How do medicines work? They don't! All they do is give God time to heal the body!

A Chinese person pushes a yin and yang symbol up a hill.

'When I was a kid, I laid on that grass and stared up at these clouds.'

"And then I tried meditation but found I couldn't stand the hassle."