Exercise Ponderer Mugs

"I'm thinking of giving up thinking about trying to run a marathon this year."

Waiting for Pants

"What if Newton came up with a different idea from a fallen apple."

Progress?

'You'll be spending a little time in pilates purgatory but don't worry, those guys work miracles.'

The Human Condition

'Turn your thinking cap around, Robert.'

Desert crawler following water

'Do you ever wonder about this whole 'money' thing?'

'We could use more moving and shaking from you, Yomp, and less bobbing and weaving.'

'The mind-body problem is best expressed in the formulation...OOf!'

"Now, if something happens to your marriage, do you want do-not resuscitate?"

"I knew it was unnatural to jump that high out of water."

Well at least we can handle these rocks.

A tree falls in a forest and no one is there to hear it.

Mountains and Molehills

Enter Exit - Circle of Life.

'Doctor, this is not what I had in mind when you said you were going to put me on an Exercise program.'

'I do wish you wouldn't use those Polish printers.'

Which came first, the club or the hole?

"Pilates! Not, pie and lattes!"

Hmmm... what's my real purpose? Why am I here? - 'Ooh! Ooh! Me! Me! Let me guess!' - 'Go on, then.' - 'Is your life a homage mediocrity?' - 'Ouch.' - 'Quizzes are fun! Ask me more!' -

Proponent of 11-dimensional supergravity trying to diagram it.

At first she didn't want to live if it meant being attached to tubes. But before you knew it, they were getting along just fine.

No man is an island ??" it just looks that way.

Do you have a problem?. . . Continue on as usual.

How do medicines work? They don't! All they do is give God time to heal the body!

'When I was a kid, I laid on that grass and stared up at these clouds.'

A Chinese person pushes a yin and yang symbol up a hill.

"And then I tried meditation but found I couldn't stand the hassle."

'Have you ever tried pushing a piece of string?.'