Executioners Gifts

Searching for something special for a professional executioner or someone with a dark sense of humor? Our collection features cleverly designed items that acknowledge this intense profession with a mix of wit and respect. Perfect for those who appreciate edgy humor or want to make a statement, these products are sure to spark conversations and bring a smile. From fun prints to quirky accessories, find the right gift that balances seriousness and humor effortlessly.

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Executioner's Caddy.

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Lose five to ten pounds - fast!

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Lost your head unfairly - De-cap Lawyers For You.

Lost your head unfairly - De-cap Lawyers For You. mockup

Lost your head unfairly - De-cap Lawyers For You.

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Happy Birthday to you... Thanks guys! mockup

Happy Birthday to you... Thanks guys!

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"Ya know, 'DUH' can be a very hurtful word."

"Ya know, 'DUH' can be a very hurtful word." mockup

"Ya know, 'DUH' can be a very hurtful word."

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"Stock options for your thoughts." mockup

"Stock options for your thoughts."

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"This is a merit-based organization! Can't you see I’ve hired the very best and most qualified yes-men money can buy?"

"This is a merit-based organization! Can't you see I’ve hired the very best and most qualified yes-men money can buy?" mockup

"This is a merit-based organization! Can't you see I’ve hired the very best and most qualified yes-men money can buy?"

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"We need to make some cuts. We'll start with integrity, accountability, openness, and transparency."

"We need to make some cuts. We'll start with integrity, accountability, openness, and transparency." mockup

"We need to make some cuts. We'll start with integrity, accountability, openness, and transparency."

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"Worst case of month-end burnout I ever saw."

"Worst case of month-end burnout I ever saw." mockup

"Worst case of month-end burnout I ever saw."

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THE PIED PIPER OF GRAMERCY PARK

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Apart from your mother, who else thinks you're doing a good job as Chairman of the company?

Apart from your mother, who else thinks you're doing a good job as Chairman of the company? mockup

Apart from your mother, who else thinks you're doing a good job as Chairman of the company?

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'If Earwigs looked like baby seals:' mockup

'If Earwigs looked like baby seals:'

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'It's a difficult job, he needed a bigger than average 'stress ball'.'

'It's a difficult job, he needed a bigger than average 'stress ball'.' mockup

'It's a difficult job, he needed a bigger than average 'stress ball'.'

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'Good news. I found where the termites have been living.'

'Good news. I found where the termites have been living.' mockup

'Good news. I found where the termites have been living.'

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'You think I'm crazy; I think you're crazy...finally some common ground!'

'You think I'm crazy; I think you're crazy...finally some common ground!' mockup

'You think I'm crazy; I think you're crazy...finally some common ground!'

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"I hate performance review season." mockup

"I hate performance review season."

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"And where have you previously moused?" mockup

"And where have you previously moused?"

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'Try and be negative in a positive way.'

'Try and be negative in a positive way.' mockup

'Try and be negative in a positive way.'

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"The meeting will last until lunch, or hell freezes over, whichever is longer."

"The meeting will last until lunch, or hell freezes over, whichever is longer." mockup

"The meeting will last until lunch, or hell freezes over, whichever is longer."

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My brilliant career

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'He's got abdominal pain, dizziness and soreness in his extremities. I'll know more when I see X-rays...'

'He's got abdominal pain, dizziness and soreness in his extremities. I'll know more when I see X-rays...' mockup

'He's got abdominal pain, dizziness and soreness in his extremities. I'll know more when I see X-rays...'

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"Where we lack in productivity is made up by extremely low employee turnover."

"Where we lack in productivity is made up by extremely low employee turnover." mockup

"Where we lack in productivity is made up by extremely low employee turnover."

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'According to the budget, we'll have to count on body heat to keep the offices warm.'

'According to the budget, we'll have to count on body heat to keep the offices warm.' mockup

'According to the budget, we'll have to count on body heat to keep the offices warm.'

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'I'm not worried about losing my job. I'm worried about keeping it.'

'I'm not worried about losing my job. I'm worried about keeping it.' mockup

'I'm not worried about losing my job. I'm worried about keeping it.'

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"If we do hire you, will you promise to bring a bag lunch and dispose of the bag in the proper receptacle?"

"If we do hire you, will you promise to bring a bag lunch and dispose of the bag in the proper receptacle?" mockup

"If we do hire you, will you promise to bring a bag lunch and dispose of the bag in the proper receptacle?"

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"Our Big Hairy Audacious Goal is balding."

"Our Big Hairy Audacious Goal is balding." mockup

"Our Big Hairy Audacious Goal is balding."

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"You've got termites. The good news is I gave them all little phones to keep their minds off doing any damage."

"You've got termites. The good news is I gave them all little phones to keep their minds off doing any damage." mockup

"You've got termites. The good news is I gave them all little phones to keep their minds off doing any damage."

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"Sure, money may be imaginary - but at least it's got everybody imagining it."

"Sure, money may be imaginary - but at least it's got everybody imagining it." mockup

"Sure, money may be imaginary - but at least it's got everybody imagining it."

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"If CEO pay packets aren't a problem, why doesn't everyone get one?"

"If CEO pay packets aren't a problem, why doesn't everyone get one?" mockup

"If CEO pay packets aren't a problem, why doesn't everyone get one?"

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"So, who would you like me to call first, dear, the plumber or the exterminator?"

"So, who would you like me to call first, dear, the plumber or the exterminator?" mockup

"So, who would you like me to call first, dear, the plumber or the exterminator?"

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When cockroaches go unchecked.

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"There's only one thing I hate more than a 'yes man', and that's a 'no man'!"

"There's only one thing I hate more than a 'yes man', and that's a 'no man'!" mockup

"There's only one thing I hate more than a 'yes man', and that's a 'no man'!"

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'Make him laugh, make him cry.'

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Boss to employee: 'I'm downsizing your paycheck.'

Boss to employee: 'I'm downsizing your paycheck.' mockup

Boss to employee: 'I'm downsizing your paycheck.'

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'Your job description is fairly simple: Stay in your cubicle and try not to make things worse.'

'Your job description is fairly simple: Stay in your cubicle and try not to make things worse.' mockup

'Your job description is fairly simple: Stay in your cubicle and try not to make things worse.'

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Executioners Gifts Collection

Executioners Mugs

Explore our collection of mugs with bold, executioner-themed designs—perfect for adding a touch of wit to your morning coffee or as a provocative gift.

Executioners Pillows

Check out our executioner-themed pillows that combine humor with unique decor—great for adding a darkly humorous touch to any space.

Executioners Prints

View our range of art prints showcasing executioner-inspired designs—perfect for fans of dark humor and distinctive wall art.

Executioners T-Shirts

Browse our executioner-inspired t-shirts featuring clever, dark humor designs—ideal for making a statement and embracing your edgy style.