Graceful Executioners Gifts

Swan Lake Auditions

'She hasn't advanced to figure eights yet.'

Ice skater

"From the gentleman at the end of the barre."

Ballet Lovers

'Make him laugh, make him cry.'

A rare picture of Henry VIII's divorce lawyer.

'You might want to try another photographer, Sire. This one tends to cut the heads off.'

Sidewalk Ballet

"Can't stop watching. That ribbon is amaaazing..."

"We have a favor to ask."

Analysis of Beauty - Plate II.

Treble

'Lord, we thank thee for the bounty we're about to receive.'

'Mind if I head off a little early today?'

William Tell Executions.

Sleeping Beauty's Wedding

"For what he is about to receive may the dog be truly thankful."

Happy Birthday to you... Thanks guys!

"Look, you took a huge fashion risk and it just didn't work out for you."

'Who ordered the chef's head?'

Graceful, for a big man....

'Of course the swing is important, just don't allow it to pull focus from the neck.'

"Before we begin, I'd like to say that in thirty years as an attorney, I've never encountered a more interesting departure from the standard last will and testament."

Ballet shoes balancing on a telephone wire

"What about the writers? Nobody ever blames the writers!"

Louie 'The Egg' Spignoli, The Hangman's Nightmare

'If I hear one more person say 'Just a little of the top' I'm going to lose it!'

'Henry, I wish you weren't so cheap and would hire a divorce lawyer.'

"One final question... how did you hear about us/"

'Governor's Pardon is on the way, Bob. Hang in there.'

"We need 6 last meals over at table 9."

'I had hoped for some great farewell jokes!'

'I don't suppose an apology would suffice?'

Executioner with golf bag full of axes