Graceful Executioners Pillows

Swan Lake Auditions

'She hasn't advanced to figure eights yet.'

Ice skater

"From the gentleman at the end of the barre."

Ballet Lovers

'Make him laugh, make him cry.'

A rare picture of Henry VIII's divorce lawyer.

Analysis of Beauty - Plate II.

Treble

"Can't stop watching. That ribbon is amaaazing..."

'You might want to try another photographer, Sire. This one tends to cut the heads off.'

Sidewalk Ballet

"We have a favor to ask."

'Lord, we thank thee for the bounty we're about to receive.'

'Mind if I head off a little early today?'

Sleeping Beauty's Wedding

"For what he is about to receive may the dog be truly thankful."

William Tell Executions.

Happy Birthday to you... Thanks guys!

'Who ordered the chef's head?'

"Look, you took a huge fashion risk and it just didn't work out for you."

'Of course the swing is important, just don't allow it to pull focus from the neck.'

Graceful, for a big man....

"Before we begin, I'd like to say that in thirty years as an attorney, I've never encountered a more interesting departure from the standard last will and testament."

Ballet shoes balancing on a telephone wire

"What about the writers? Nobody ever blames the writers!"

"We need 6 last meals over at table 9."

"Try some improv, they said. The king will it, they said!"

"One final question... how did you hear about us/"

'Governor's Pardon is on the way, Bob. Hang in there.'

'We're going to have to cut back a little this year ....'

'I had hoped for some great farewell jokes!'

Young child saying grace

"Heads or entrails?"