"I thought it had a lot to say about evil villains who want to take over the world."
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US and the EU
Scarpia from Tosca
"Oceans are rising, landmass is shrinking - so far so good."
More Pardons
"Aha Mr. Bond - you are in my power!....but instead of just killing you, I'll blether on and on about my plans for world domination so you have time to think of an ingenious way to escape my clutches..."
"A man threatens to destroy town with army of turtles after dispute with city hall. Local authorities initiate a shell-ter in place in preparation for the noc-turtle invasion."
'Dang, it looks like they have found out about my plan to take over the world...'
Woke Jersey Shore
'I've got'em right where I want'em.'
The World's Most Evil Mastermind (and a man sitting in a chair).
Andrew Marr
"I'm not sure what to watch...'Enterprise' or 'Sabado Gigante.'"
"Whatever the politicians might decide, I'm well prepared because I've got enough hate comments for the next five years!"
How your grandparents act vs. how your grandparents vote.
Caped Character
Advantages of being bald # 3 - Evil villain movie parts.
Mayhem, Inc. Part 34
"Sorry, I'm the Amazing People Watcher. I'm going all I can."
"These things work better if you don't explain the plot."
"He may be evil, but his breath is like air conditioning."
"And it's a hybrid. It can run on either high octane gasoline or the tears of your enemies!"
"Well Mr Blofeld, it's gonna be a tricky job - especially the 100 metre, piranha-infested water tank..."
'With my technical expertise, I could conquer the world!' - 'Do you and your little friend want some cookies?'
"I hate finding billing codes for this guy..."
"There just aren't any good parts."
Evil Queen
"Your next fattened kid could be your last."
Max von Sydow
'I don't think your taking this seriously boy.'
Actually, we're not looking for an evil genius right now.
"Watch it! there goes the evil Darth Vaper!"
"Ahab I'm not familiar with. Ever taste Captain Hook?"
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