Everyday Object Romantic Gifts

Valentines for Things

Abandoning the computer for a typewriter.

"Sure, it's a break you can live with... but screw one more socket and you're toast!"

'Throw in your iPad and you've got a deal.'

The Near Outback: Lenny and Samantha

Give way - 'Oh, alright then...'

"This is never going to work—you're a tree!"

Fathers are Heroes

An Appreciation

'Though we understand your feelings towards your automobile, we aren't able to approve your application to marry it.'

CFL bulb and ice cream cone fall in love

"Solitude is so much better if you have someone to share it with."

Lunch-Hour Highlights

"This locket contains my very first username and password."

'Did anyone ever tell you that you look lovely under the glow of these energy saver lights?'

Love by bike

"Sure, most men lead lives of quiet desperation, but I can fly."

"I bought it on Amazon. They have a good return policy."

'I love your cardiovascular system!'

"Howard may have a few miles on him, but I'm not ready for a trade-in just yet."

Hippex

Intoducing Wonderman: the superhero for your everyday needs.

"Would you ask the chef to hurry? We're running out of conversation."

Man Struggling with Taxes/Clothing/Medical/Misc/Food/Shelter/Education.

A learner driver in a heart-shaped car

"So you're looking for a fate who can reduce your carbon footprint?"

'This year I'm celebrating Valentines Day by myself, I have to economize.'

"I'll marry you only if you agree to give up cubism and convert to post impressionism."

'A f-funny thing happened on the way past a classic car dealer...'

"And I say they're girl bolts, cause guy bolts usually have two nuts."

"I found a way to turn my old report cards into fine art."

'Hey, I'm sorry! It's Spring, and I was watching the woman in the blue dress!'

Romeo texting Juliet

Letterbox runs away from man with parcel

Garbage dump / Used gems.