Romantic Companion Gifts

'I do like you Walter, but I don't like your alter ego.'

"Solitude is so much better if you have someone to share it with."

"Oooh... Look, honey. Scarlet macaws! You know, they mate for life." "That's what you think."

"Stepping on the gown never works. They run faster without it."

"Remember that time you tried to kill me?"

Little dog in Romance section in bookstore under sign: 'Puppy Love'

"I can't decide if we're good people who are bad at communicating, or monsters who communicate perfectly."

'This should be perfect. The main characters fall in love during a series of explosions.'

An historic event in Candyland: When M met M

"Call me?"

'Okay.. what the hell.'

'Apparently the stag party has gone into extra time.'

"I heard they mate for life."

"When I ask questions, I expect answers!"

"Did you bring any protection with you?"

"The TV remote? So, I decide what we watch tonight?"

"I'm just a girl, standing in front of a buoy..."

'Sometimes it's difficult to get their feelings to the surface.'

Love is in the air...

'That reminds me of the blind date I had last weekend!'

Could you see anything in her? I certainly couldn't! (Man's eyes are popping out of his head).

Protect Victims of Domestic and Sexual Violence

"Downton Abbey Road"

Christmas Pets

"... And to this day, she still blames the dog!"

Pole vaulter jumping Lover's Leap.

'Big date tonight, but I've just shed an antler: Do you have superglue?'

Tree Passion

"I'll have another Rob Roy and a cup of coffee for my friend here."

Diving Cat.

'Oh, thank you, Neville. If I had lips, I'd kiss you.'

Salt and Pepper

Boyfriend of the Month.

"It's about time."

Man browsing books see couple kissing in romance section of book store.