Object Personification Lover Gifts

Letterbox runs away from man with parcel

"Little help?"

"I think we'd make a good team!"

Centaur Forward

Zoo. Diet Clinic. Hey everybody --- There's no longer an 800-pound gorilla in the room!

"See what you get for thinking outside the fishbowl!"

When Tia Carmen says... "A smooth sea never made a skilled mariner" it means "I can fix it with a hammer."

"This city is becoming unlivable."

'I'm a fat cat in a dog-eat-dog world.'

Tooth fairy

'Have you forgotten, dear, that you gave your heart to me in nineteen ninety one?'

Out of control

Rats deserting a sinking ship

"I'm the bluebird of low expectations."

"I will have the riesling, and a thimble of your best pinot noir for the little lady."

'Stick and Carrot Business Incentive Consultants.'

"Naturally you have trouble getting in touch with your innermost feelings. You're a hollow choclate bunny."

"That's not fair. I do not only visit you once a year on National Asparagus Day."

"What a day, I swam with the sharks, ran with the bears and wreastled with the bulls..."

'This may be the first day of the rest of my life, but I've decided to wait for the second day.'

Dangling Carrots

'If this thing starts to snowball it will catch fire all across the country.'

Romulus (left) and Remus

"Well, I guess the bubble has burst over at Phillips Rodny Associates."

"Get that de Kooning sneer off your face. This is Turner!"

Life is Like a Box of Chocolates

Hillary Clinton

"There you go again, withdrawing into your shell..."

'She'd put 'The fear of God' into God himself!'

"It's what I do."

'It's a coat of arms, not a logo.'

Crow to crow: 'It's about 20 miles from here, not exactly following any highway, but more in a straight line, like as if you were to fly ...'

"I know it's awkward with me being the new boss and all....but when you meet me in the halls, don't act like I'm going to eat you alive."

Workers & Health Costs

'Pretend you're the Museum of Modern Art. Do you like it?'