Eternal Pranksters Gifts

"I had his name spelled wrong on purpose. It will drive him mad ...forever!"

A tube of toothpaste doesn't reach its full potential until in the hands of a baby.

'Wow, Jimmy, that's pretty good!'

"We can speak freely now. I've encrypted the line."

A convenient attack of swine flu...

Someone's going to have to tell him he's adopted...

'He never listened to his mother!'

'Looks like someone got their bags mixed up at daycare drop-off.'

'I'm sorry, Mr. President, he can't come to the phone right now...he's doing that crazy hand jive.'

'Let's just keep quiet about this, and maybe some terrorist group will claim credit.'

"You ghosts are pretty cool. I wish I could be more like you..."

Back to the Holidays

Tank color choices.

"I'm ready to play Hide and go Seek."

'Stop fooling around, I can hear my dad coming out of the shower...'

'I am unable to find the words to respond to that.'

'Whoops!'

Children in a Nursery.

Last Chance To take Selfie For All Eternity.

'No problem Mr. Billings, just drop your shorts and let me take a sniff around there.'

At night - snake charmer.

"You know Gladys, you seem to be getting younger by the minute. What's your secret?" "I finally decided to get a few injections of bootox. It works wonders!"

"So there's this big Mother...."

'No kidding? You don't wear anything underneath either?'

Hide and Seek

Children must be accompanied by an adult.

Modern animal communication

The Old Good Cop/Bad Cop Routine.

'We've laid it out so that twice a year the sun's rays will penetrate all the way back to the throne and smack him right between the eyes.'

Saint Gustaf, patron of pranksters and practical jokers. Martyred by angry mob in 725.