Eternal Pranksters Prints

"I had his name spelled wrong on purpose. It will drive him mad ...forever!"

A tube of toothpaste doesn't reach its full potential until in the hands of a baby.

Retirement homes' 'pill fight'.

'Wow, Jimmy, that's pretty good!'

ABC Diapers. Comfy Tushy Diapers. Now 3 times more absorbent! Note to self: Drink 4 times more juice.

"We can speak freely now. I've encrypted the line."

A convenient attack of swine flu...

'He never listened to his mother!'

Someone's going to have to tell him he's adopted...

'I'm sorry, Mr. President, he can't come to the phone right now...he's doing that crazy hand jive.'

'Looks like someone got their bags mixed up at daycare drop-off.'

"You ghosts are pretty cool. I wish I could be more like you..."

"I think we both know who did it...."

Back to the Holidays

'Let's just keep quiet about this, and maybe some terrorist group will claim credit.'

'No problem Mr. Billings, just drop your shorts and let me take a sniff around there.'

'I am unable to find the words to respond to that.'

"I'm ready to play Hide and go Seek."

'Stop fooling around, I can hear my dad coming out of the shower...'

Children in a Nursery.

Remember, when we show mommy, we pretend this was your idea, ok?

Tank color choices.

'Whoops!'

Last Chance To take Selfie For All Eternity.

At night - snake charmer.

Hide and Seek

I love this age: Old enough to know better, young enough to get away with it. Ketchup.

"You know Gladys, you seem to be getting younger by the minute. What's your secret?" "I finally decided to get a few injections of bootox. It works wonders!"

'No kidding? You don't wear anything underneath either?'

"Shouldn't hide treats in your back pocket with a dog that big."

"So there's this big Mother...."

Children must be accompanied by an adult.

Modern animal communication

'We've laid it out so that twice a year the sun's rays will penetrate all the way back to the throne and smack him right between the eyes.'

The Old Good Cop/Bad Cop Routine.