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"I brought back important data on that blue planet called Earth."

"All the barking – NOW do you get it?"

A couple with a space alien look at WC signs with silhouettes for Men, Women, and Aliens.

'Why can't my walks be that fun?'

Will work for ETFs

Bringing Your Child To The Bicycle Race

"Eat my dust!"

You had me at vintage.

"Oh, oh, it seems they've had a little trouble with the hand-off in lane number three."

"It started as a crusade. Now it's just a commute."

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"Yaffle Pass Elevation 11,990 ft Continental Divide"

Women in a cross country race

"I run around this high school track every morning."

"I detect a subtle bouquet of money."

Cross-country runners picking up water and spare batteries.

100k Desert Crawl

Runner going through hurdles.

'We're almost 1/8th of the way there.'

'she's been at that three weeks now and it hasn't moved an inch.'

'I hate running in the outside lane.'

Drug Testing Unit: 'Uh Oh!'

'Stress'

'He's known as the hardest-driving track coach in the country.'

T-Rex Racing: A Short-Lived Sport

Doctor Flattened By The ER Rush

The relay race

If aliens' first contact is with a dad...

"Race you to the corner! Last one there is an expired egg substitute!"

Finish line extended 20 miles.

Out of Emergency into Doctor's Lounge

Neverending Task.

'Who's your next of kin? When did you last eat or drink? Do you have any allergies? Are you wearing clean underpants?'

Cross-country knitting.

"It's their big annual event—the Run for the Roses."