Atv Enthusiast Gifts

It wasn't a statement about animal rights when they said they wanted more horsepower.

'I drove my A.T.V. to the A.T.M and got a D.U.I.'

"Ahhh... close enough."

"I can't believe how great my life is now: We used to live in an apartment, but now, I have my own garden..."

'I have a plan 'B' but that's also dependent on a working projector bulb.'

'My feet are killing me.'

'Harold, when was the last time you cleaned the pool?!'

"Think you're pretty manly, eh? OK, put the gun down and let's have a fair fight."

Allotment

On my list of outdoor pursuits I put skinny dipping way ahead of this.

Fly Fishing

'I used to do that, but it just grows again.'

Dog's kite's tail is wagging.

'Why can't my walks be that fun?'

"It's such a lovely day!"

I have an idea - Let's sit around the campfire and watch scary movies on our iPads!

Fishing sign.

'More bubbles!'

When the world is Mud-luscious - e.e. cummings

I hate deer! What do you have to repel them? They're awful. I've got fences. Sprays. Decoys. Tree's Tree Nursery. I'll takes these. Anything to get rid of the varmints. Ring him up, Twig. I don't know why you are so down on deer. They've been very good to you! Anti-deer.

"Mind the whale, dear."

"You realize there’s probably an app for all this?!"

The Brothers Grime

'Camping is nature's way of promoting B&Bs.'

"I brought back important data on that blue planet called Earth."

'Stop complaining woman, you wanted a boating holiday!'

"If I'd known we'd be this long wandering the wilderness I would never have worn these heels."

"Oh, honey, look! Just under that candy bar wrapper, next to the empty Bud Light can and to the left of the plastic bag... a salamander!"

'Hey - my dad promised that I'd get a gun.'

"When troubles begin to take their toll, it’s nice to take a little stroll!"

Brian's canine Tread-o-Sod saved him the trouble of cleaning up after Mitzi.

Bike Rides

"He loves his leaf blower."

Neighbor Leaf Wars

"Frank and Sheila finally get off the beaten path."