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'I drove my A.T.V. to the A.T.M and got a D.U.I.'

"Ahhh... close enough."

"I can't believe how great my life is now: We used to live in an apartment, but now, I have my own garden..."

'I have a plan 'B' but that's also dependent on a working projector bulb.'

'My feet are killing me.'

'Harold, when was the last time you cleaned the pool?!'

"Think you're pretty manly, eh? OK, put the gun down and let's have a fair fight."

On my list of outdoor pursuits I put skinny dipping way ahead of this.

Allotment

'I used to do that, but it just grows again.'

Dog's kite's tail is wagging.

Fly Fishing

'Why can't my walks be that fun?'

"Mind the whale, dear."

'More bubbles!'

"You realize there’s probably an app for all this?!"

Fishing sign.

When the world is Mud-luscious - e.e. cummings

The Brothers Grime

"If I'd known we'd be this long wandering the wilderness I would never have worn these heels."

"I brought back important data on that blue planet called Earth."

'Camping is nature's way of promoting B&Bs.'

'Stop complaining woman, you wanted a boating holiday!'

'Some of these trees have been here for 2000 years... and they still can't talk. Man, we're awesome!'

"Sometimes I like to come here by myself and contemplate ... or just scream about you."

Bike Rides

"Off my back and out of the sack. Let's unpack and have a snack!"

'The forest is so dark and gloomy: It's nice to reach the emergence and get a bit of sunshine...'

Neighbor Leaf Wars

Sport Utility Boot.

'Why Sally, you look so fetching with that stick!'

"He loves his leaf blower."

'Hey - my dad promised that I'd get a gun.'