Atv Riding Gifts

A fellow participating in many activities and everything is fine until someone bumps his car and then his back hurts,

'There's a mistake. I ordered a TV, not an A.T.V.'

'I drove my A.T.V. to the A.T.M and got a D.U.I.'

Things to Ponder.

"This is not what I thought you meant by 'Come to our ATV program!'"

Drool Marks

Man on motorbike with side kennel.

...the all-terrain skateboard.

"Frank and Sheila finally get off the beaten path."

Mountain bikes and molehill bikes.

"If you think I ride too fast, Susan...just say so!"

'This goes way beyond just keeping the flies off me...I'm fighting crime now too!'

"Frankly, I never would've figured you for an S.U.V. person."

"Head for the carrousel! It's our only chance!"

Actual Extent Of Doug's Off - Road Adventures (Touching the kerb)

A new schoolmaster testing students on geography

"Can he call you back? He and his mid-life crisis are celebrating their tenth anniversary."

First past the post.

Rollerblader wears a cast and has wheels on crutches

Fox and a little girl hiding from the rest of the hunt.

Henrietta was never one to conform to society's labels. She preferred to think of herself as an 'off-Rhode lsland Red'...

"The first thing we have to do is get you up there."

Pet Pony

'And I say he makes us look bad when he rides around listening to those books.'

'If you're not over-protective of your new SUV, then why on earth would you bring it way out here on our hunting trip?'

"Bad weather, bugs, snakes, hostile Indians, rustlers, … these are some of the things you may encounter on your outward bound experience."

Big yellow sports utility vehicle.

"Kids are all the same nowadays - anything for kicks."

Roadrunner. Offroadrunner.

A man selling a horse to an older lady

"I can't stand working in the office, but I don't mind the commute."

Never clip him yourself unless you are an expert.

'A beaver wearing a mountie hat riding a moose! Still think we haven't crossed into Canada?'

"If you want to buy this, I'm afraid I'm going to need to see some justification."

Before her first dressage competition, Kate suffered from Pre-Traumatic Stress.