Atv Adventurer Gifts

"This is not what I thought you meant by 'Come to our ATV program!'"

A newborn parachutes to safety after the stork carrying him gets hit by a plane.

'Wavering between being bullish or bearish'

"By the way, the failing grades you'll be seeing-they won't be virtual."

Caution: Driver Watching "Hard Copy"

...the all-terrain skateboard.

"I've told you before one at each end!"

Flight attendant piloting Santa's sleigh.

"I want to be straight with you, Cathy—I've gone through a number of cars in my life."

'It's not meant to be a fold up bike, but the truck driver I held up for seven miles thought otherwise.'

". . . I called this meeting to communicate that I had dinner Noah..."

Mountain bikes and molehill bikes.

A couple sit in front of their RV drinking wine while looking at birds sitting in front of a a small RV in a tree also drink wine.

"Will you stop telling me to feed the Zebras? We just ate the zebras!"

'I think we lost track of time. Our wives put out a missing persons report out on us, and half the state is looking for us.'

"Look on the GPS to see if there's any wormholes through time and space."

Bicycle Sidecar.

Sawfish cuts through the oars of row boat.

"But I wasn't running in the hall."

Caution, Student Self-Driver

'You said you were going to put gas in the RV, and then come right back. You've been gone for a year. Care to explain?'

'Please all just sit down and fasten your seat belts!!'

'Here's another chance to practice our landings.'

"To work again? This is getting boring, Lester."

'Boat Launch'

"Virtual Reality glasses. Well, I said my sermon would let them see the real difference between Heaven and Hell this morning"

Who's the kid with the predator drone?

'Hey, Dad! How about a round of computer golf?'

"Look, there's even more buttons and stuff up there."

Father Christmas stuck on plane wing

'Keep an eye on that guy, I've got a feeling he could take off!'

Santa Harley

The Feng Shui of the road must be off.

A pilgrim driving a camper leaving the Mayflower ship.

"But mum. . . I 'am' playing outside!"