Atv Adventurer Gifts

"This is not what I thought you meant by 'Come to our ATV program!'"

A newborn parachutes to safety after the stork carrying him gets hit by a plane.

"By the way, the failing grades you'll be seeing-they won't be virtual."

'Wavering between being bullish or bearish'

Caution: Driver Watching "Hard Copy"

"I've told you before one at each end!"

...the all-terrain skateboard.

Flight attendant piloting Santa's sleigh.

". . . I called this meeting to communicate that I had dinner Noah..."

"I want to be straight with you, Cathy—I've gone through a number of cars in my life."

'It's not meant to be a fold up bike, but the truck driver I held up for seven miles thought otherwise.'

Mountain bikes and molehill bikes.

A couple sit in front of their RV drinking wine while looking at birds sitting in front of a a small RV in a tree also drink wine.

"Will you stop telling me to feed the Zebras? We just ate the zebras!"

'I think we lost track of time. Our wives put out a missing persons report out on us, and half the state is looking for us.'

"Look on the GPS to see if there's any wormholes through time and space."

Caution, Student Self-Driver

Sawfish cuts through the oars of row boat.

"But I wasn't running in the hall."

Bicycle Sidecar.

'You said you were going to put gas in the RV, and then come right back. You've been gone for a year. Care to explain?'

'Please all just sit down and fasten your seat belts!!'

'Here's another chance to practice our landings.'

'Hey, Dad! How about a round of computer golf?'

"To work again? This is getting boring, Lester."

"Look, there's even more buttons and stuff up there."

"Virtual Reality glasses. Well, I said my sermon would let them see the real difference between Heaven and Hell this morning"

'Boat Launch'

Father Christmas stuck on plane wing

'Keep an eye on that guy, I've got a feeling he could take off!'

"But mum. . . I 'am' playing outside!"

The Feng Shui of the road must be off.

A pilgrim driving a camper leaving the Mayflower ship.

The Wright Bruhs take their maiden flight.