Ev Enthusiast Gifts

"You tell him it's our turn."

'I have a plan 'B' but that's also dependent on a working projector bulb.'

Dear Santa, please can I have a powerful herbicide for Christmas. Best wishes, Adam.

'We're here to carbon date your company's carbon footprint.'

"I love you too, big guy."

Politically Correct Snowperson

God's Subcontractors

"I brought back important data on that blue planet called Earth."

We need a Europe of U-turns.

"All this spinning...shouldn't this be charging our phones or something?"

The Not-So Smart Meter

"That's it young man. . . No more energy drinks for you!"

"Ikea for hippies" 1. Flimsig used pallets, old foam 2. Stinkum goat wool 3. Beetup recycled lumber 4. Riskig kerosene lamp 5. Stupor hand blown by Nils 6. Smokum found on beach in Mendocino 7. Woblig 100% driftwood

The eco club is starting a locavore movement here at school. "Loco" what? Eating fresh food, grown locally. So? So everyone eats healthier and uses less energy. Um � Ok. I'll tell my mom. Who are those people. Locobores.

Sale! Weed Whackers

Get your no-turkey recipes here! Eco club. Go veggie for T-day! No thanks! I like turkey, sausage, stuffing, creamed onions with bacon and mincemeat pie. I figured as much. How can you tell? Gut check. That's my gut reaction, too.

The discovery of electricity...

"I think we have run out of time..."

"It's ideal for the man who works close to home."

'Broccoli is biodegradable, you know, in case you want to throw it out before I eat it.'

Sea weed harvest.

"Sorry, Rudolph, but the production on electric reindeers and their batteries gives work to thousands of children while you destroy the climate with your farts."

Climate Change

Nuclear generation of energy.

Apparently all our farts damage the ozone layer....

"If we do hire you, will you promise to bring a bag lunch and dispose of the bag in the proper receptacle?"

Another Energy-Saving Idea From Your Electric-Eel Council:

'Be patient. This summer they'll be 60 feet tall'

"...simple, we topped the water cooler with energy drinks and productivity rocketed."

Fred deciding which sort of power to use to cut wood for his wood burning air conditioner.

Another environmentally correct office product: The executive desk/organizer-fish ladder

"I can’t remember the last time he hugged me!"

'I was dumped by my girlfriend.'

US Energy Needs.

'Dad, you know that I'd never buy a pet that eats meat. Luckily, I found a guy who sold me the World's only vegetarian dog!'