Entrail Enthusiast Gifts

"I always have chicken so I can study the entrails."

"I brought back important data on that blue planet called Earth."

"I've never heard of it, either, but nothing ventured, nothing gained, I always say!"

'I just don't feel I'm getting anywhere.'

Gaston's Gourmet Truckstop

"I want to make it before I hit thirty."

"Yaffle Pass Elevation 11,990 ft Continental Divide"

Snail Racing

Local food for local consumption

Slug Bait- snails love it

"Trust me. Don't do it."

"I run around this high school track every morning."

'Just a couple more and we'll call it a day.'

"This old bike of mine has sure lost some if its speed over the years."

"Of course I have a little weekend shell in the country..."

"Wheeeeeeeeeee!"

Lady walking a dog with a big tail.

Snail Pattern Balding.

Cartoon showing a group snails, one has a large shell underneath him. Another snail, observing, says to his mate: "Another basement conversion.".

Snails on road - road works 'slow' sign.

"Perhaps you wouln't have declared so many places 'worth a detour' if you'd held the map right way up!"

'Geez, I hate these fun runs!'

Runner going through hurdles.

'Come on, come on! Bite! Oh, man... He's looking right at it!!'

Kid Hints To Santa That He Wants A Bicycle For Christmas

Snail Coach

'I hate running in the outside lane.'

"You're right, I can totally see my lung."

Walking To School Simulator

"Oh that, that's my holiday home."

'I'm sorry, but just don't think I can handle a long distance relationship right now.'