Entrail Enthusiast Pillows

"I always have chicken so I can study the entrails."

He won't sit, but he heels well.

"I brought back important data on that blue planet called Earth."

"I've never heard of it, either, but nothing ventured, nothing gained, I always say!"

Gaston's Gourmet Truckstop

'I just don't feel I'm getting anywhere.'

"I want to make it before I hit thirty."

"Yaffle Pass Elevation 11,990 ft Continental Divide"

Slug Bait- snails love it

"Trust me. Don't do it."

Local food for local consumption

"I run around this high school track every morning."

'You've got restless wag syndrome.'

Snail Racing

'Just a couple more and we'll call it a day.'

Cartoon showing a group snails, one has a large shell underneath him. Another snail, observing, says to his mate: "Another basement conversion.".

"Perhaps you wouln't have declared so many places 'worth a detour' if you'd held the map right way up!"

Ewww

Snail Pattern Balding.

"This old bike of mine has sure lost some if its speed over the years."

Lady walking a dog with a big tail.

"Of course I have a little weekend shell in the country..."

Snails on road - road works 'slow' sign.

"Wheeeeeeeeeee!"

'Geez, I hate these fun runs!'

Runner going through hurdles.

'Come on, come on! Bite! Oh, man... He's looking right at it!!'

"You're right, I can totally see my lung."

Snail Coach

Walking To School Simulator

Kid Hints To Santa That He Wants A Bicycle For Christmas

Congratulations! When are you due?

"Oh that, that's my holiday home."

'I hate running in the outside lane.'

Superman Going On Vacation.