Everest Enthusiast Gifts

"Yes, it's big, but we've got bigger mountains to climb!"

I had a dream about climbing Everest. - 'Did you reach the summit?' - 'No, I got halfway up and then clung to a rock.' - 'I see. Then what?' - 'Then my sherpa said that I was too heavy to carry any further.' - 'Figures'

"I guess it's called Everest because it seems you're crawling up it forever."

"I said the males were 'evolving' – I didn't say they were 'maturing.'"

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'The church says the Earth is flat, but I know that it is round for I have seen the shadow on the Moon, and I have more faith in a shadow than in the Church.'

Indian rajah rowing elephant in a monsoon flood.

'Take it from me and come back. The future is definitely on land.'

Dear Santa, please can I have a powerful herbicide for Christmas. Best wishes, Adam.

"I'm not weird I'm a 'person of weirdness'."

Figures from 'Ascent of Man' diagram all do the Conga: 'Let's all fo the Conga, na-na-na-na ...'

'Well, Tommy, you've grown a foot since the last time I saw you!'

"I love you too, big guy."

Use your imagination.

'It's really more of a family forest than a family tree.'

"I brought back important data on that blue planet called Earth."

God's Subcontractors

'Oh, so now the ocean isn't GOOD enough for you?'

Evolution Exam Results.

"Darling, I think we need to talk about where this relationship is going..." Male evolution.

"So what makes you think you're qualified for this job?"

"I think we may be related!"

"Walking erect is very trendy now."

"Ikea for hippies" 1. Flimsig used pallets, old foam 2. Stinkum goat wool 3. Beetup recycled lumber 4. Riskig kerosene lamp 5. Stupor hand blown by Nils 6. Smokum found on beach in Mendocino 7. Woblig 100% driftwood

Charles Darwin Book Signing.

"I'm an evolution denier. There's no way those people come from us."

"Where are you going? I said we need to talk."

'That's Oog -- he got a haircut and a job.'

"I couldn't care less if being Homo Sapiens is the latest trend. While you're living in our cave, you better act like a true Neanderthal."

"Are we there yet?"

Fish evolving: 'Write, if you establish a niche.'

Brains - Java Man, Neanderthal Man, Modern Man.

"I think we have run out of time..."