Eureka Enthusiast Gifts

"Hydro density apparatus invention? Go away - I'm not disturbing his bath for that!"

Apples for sale

'Eureka! I discovered drug side effects in HD!'

Fly having an idea.

Research scientist has the word 'Eureka' framed.

Looking for Inspiration

Edison Gets An Idea

"I said the males were 'evolving' – I didn't say they were 'maturing.'"

'Take it from me and come back. The future is definitely on land.'

Dear Santa, please can I have a powerful herbicide for Christmas. Best wishes, Adam.

Figures from 'Ascent of Man' diagram all do the Conga: 'Let's all fo the Conga, na-na-na-na ...'

Bright idea

'Well, Tommy, you've grown a foot since the last time I saw you!'

"I love you too, big guy."

'It's really more of a family forest than a family tree.'

'Oh, so now the ocean isn't GOOD enough for you?'

God's Subcontractors

Evolution Exam Results.

"I think we may be related!"

"So what makes you think you're qualified for this job?"

"Darling, I think we need to talk about where this relationship is going..." Male evolution.

"Ikea for hippies" 1. Flimsig used pallets, old foam 2. Stinkum goat wool 3. Beetup recycled lumber 4. Riskig kerosene lamp 5. Stupor hand blown by Nils 6. Smokum found on beach in Mendocino 7. Woblig 100% driftwood

"Walking erect is very trendy now."

"Ah, ha! The universe IS expanding! I can't find my glasses anywhere!"

Charles Darwin Book Signing.

'The next piece contains sex, violence, and Homeric epithets.'

"I'm an evolution denier. There's no way those people come from us."

'That's Oog -- he got a haircut and a job.'

"Where are you going? I said we need to talk."

"I couldn't care less if being Homo Sapiens is the latest trend. While you're living in our cave, you better act like a true Neanderthal."

"Does my bum look big in this aria?"

"Are we there yet?"

Fish evolving: 'Write, if you establish a niche.'

"I think we have run out of time..."

Brains - Java Man, Neanderthal Man, Modern Man.