Eureka Enthusiasts Gifts

Cloning Research

'Isaac Newton, doing...research.'

"My God, you've done it! The unifying Theory of Everything!"

"I said the males were 'evolving' – I didn't say they were 'maturing.'"

Apples for sale

Figures from 'Ascent of Man' diagram all do the Conga: 'Let's all fo the Conga, na-na-na-na ...'

'Take it from me and come back. The future is definitely on land.'

Bright idea

'It's really more of a family forest than a family tree.'

'Well, Tommy, you've grown a foot since the last time I saw you!'

Evolution Exam Results.

'Oh, so now the ocean isn't GOOD enough for you?'

"I think we may be related!"

"Walking erect is very trendy now."

"So what makes you think you're qualified for this job?"

"Darling, I think we need to talk about where this relationship is going..." Male evolution.

"Ah, ha! The universe IS expanding! I can't find my glasses anywhere!"

Charles Darwin Book Signing.

"I'm an evolution denier. There's no way those people come from us."

"Where are you going? I said we need to talk."

'That's Oog -- he got a haircut and a job.'

"I couldn't care less if being Homo Sapiens is the latest trend. While you're living in our cave, you better act like a true Neanderthal."

"Are we there yet?"

Fish evolving: 'Write, if you establish a niche.'

Brains - Java Man, Neanderthal Man, Modern Man.

'If only Darwin could have seen this.'

'I wonder how Curious George fits into all this?'

"If we do hire you, will you promise to bring a bag lunch and dispose of the bag in the proper receptacle?"

'That's far enough for the first trip -- gather some soil samples and initiate re-entry procedures.'

"Evolution, here I come!" "Oh, no - the sea level is rising!" "There's still a chance!"

'Did you really mean both me and a hippopotamus evolved from a tiny blob in the ocean?'

"And now, speaking against the theory of evolution..."

'When do they learn to stand upright?'