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Cloning Research

'Isaac Newton, doing...research.'

"My God, you've done it! The unifying Theory of Everything!"

"I said the males were 'evolving' – I didn't say they were 'maturing.'"

Apples for sale

'Intelligent Design? My arse!'

'Take it from me and come back. The future is definitely on land.'

Figures from 'Ascent of Man' diagram all do the Conga: 'Let's all fo the Conga, na-na-na-na ...'

'Well, Tommy, you've grown a foot since the last time I saw you!'

'It's really more of a family forest than a family tree.'

Bright idea

'Sure, go ahead! Evolve! It's all the rage, I know! Have fun! I'll just sit here in this murky, primordial soup with nothing but plankton for company. Why should you stay here with your mother? The one who raised you, fed you...'

'Oh, so now the ocean isn't GOOD enough for you?'

Evolution Exam Results.

"Walking erect is very trendy now."

"Darling, I think we need to talk about where this relationship is going..." Male evolution.

"So what makes you think you're qualified for this job?"

"Ah, ha! The universe IS expanding! I can't find my glasses anywhere!"

"I think we may be related!"

Charles Darwin Book Signing.

"I'm an evolution denier. There's no way those people come from us."

I told you we were late!

"Where are you going? I said we need to talk."

"I couldn't care less if being Homo Sapiens is the latest trend. While you're living in our cave, you better act like a true Neanderthal."

'That's Oog -- he got a haircut and a job.'

"Are we there yet?"

Fish evolving: 'Write, if you establish a niche.'

Brains - Java Man, Neanderthal Man, Modern Man.

"And now, speaking against the theory of evolution..."

'I wonder how Curious George fits into all this?'

'If only Darwin could have seen this.'

Ascent of man from ape to beer swilling football lout.

Big Rock University. Guidance Counselor. I'd like to switch my major from hunting to gathering!

'You know, until we learned to walk upright, I never realized how short you are.'

"Evolution, here I come!" "Oh, no - the sea level is rising!" "There's still a chance!"