Eureka Enthusiast Mugs

"Hydro density apparatus invention? Go away - I'm not disturbing his bath for that!"

Leonardo Da Vinci has another day of constant a-ha moments.

Apples for sale

'Eureka! I discovered drug side effects in HD!'

Fly having an idea.

Research scientist has the word 'Eureka' framed.

Looking for Inspiration

Edison Gets An Idea

"I said the males were 'evolving' – I didn't say they were 'maturing.'"

'Intelligent Design? My arse!'

'Take it from me and come back. The future is definitely on land.'

Dear Santa, please can I have a powerful herbicide for Christmas. Best wishes, Adam.

Figures from 'Ascent of Man' diagram all do the Conga: 'Let's all fo the Conga, na-na-na-na ...'

'Well, Tommy, you've grown a foot since the last time I saw you!'

Bright idea

"I love you too, big guy."

'It's really more of a family forest than a family tree.'

God's Subcontractors

Evolution Exam Results.

'Sure, go ahead! Evolve! It's all the rage, I know! Have fun! I'll just sit here in this murky, primordial soup with nothing but plankton for company. Why should you stay here with your mother? The one who raised you, fed you...'

'Oh, so now the ocean isn't GOOD enough for you?'

The eco club is starting a locavore movement here at school. "Loco" what? Eating fresh food, grown locally. So? So everyone eats healthier and uses less energy. Um � Ok. I'll tell my mom. Who are those people. Locobores.

"So what makes you think you're qualified for this job?"

"Ah, ha! The universe IS expanding! I can't find my glasses anywhere!"

"Darling, I think we need to talk about where this relationship is going..." Male evolution.

"Walking erect is very trendy now."

"I think we may be related!"

"Ikea for hippies" 1. Flimsig used pallets, old foam 2. Stinkum goat wool 3. Beetup recycled lumber 4. Riskig kerosene lamp 5. Stupor hand blown by Nils 6. Smokum found on beach in Mendocino 7. Woblig 100% driftwood

Charles Darwin Book Signing.

"I'm an evolution denier. There's no way those people come from us."

'The next piece contains sex, violence, and Homeric epithets.'

I told you we were late!

'That's Oog -- he got a haircut and a job.'

Get your no-turkey recipes here! Eco club. Go veggie for T-day! No thanks! I like turkey, sausage, stuffing, creamed onions with bacon and mincemeat pie. I figured as much. How can you tell? Gut check. That's my gut reaction, too.

"I couldn't care less if being Homo Sapiens is the latest trend. While you're living in our cave, you better act like a true Neanderthal."