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"I understand he's in aroma therapy.''

"These are the very weapons your mother and I used in our famous duel."

'Make sure you pretend to water it.'

Maybe I should have measured my garden before going shopping....

'Big audio gear is coming back!'

Punt Cake

'It's genuine 17th century satsuma - and the pair would have been worth ?14,000.'

Elvis Presley

Tommy Cooper at the bottle bank - Glass, Bottle, Bottle, Glass..

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Grim Reaper Buying CDs...

"Is Pinot Noir where you want to be?"

'It's a farton, fartoff lamp!'

'Heirloom Tiffany Lamp Delivery. I Brake for Everything.'

Six jazz instruments.

Cut out and keep your own DJ.

"Hey! Plants are on sale again! Woo-hoo!"

'When played backwards these say terrible things like 'do your homework' and 'clean your room.''

'Frankincense, dummy! I asked for frankincense!'

'Does this perfume have an antidote?'

His cubicle had come to be known as 'Teddy Bear Heaven'.

Jeff Beck.

Woman thinking about luxuries.

"It's our latest scent...Dryer Sheet."

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'Okay everybody, SMILE!'

You know you're getting up there in years when your birthday cake requires that extra box of candles....

Bottletrees.

"Okay, quote me. I'm on the record."

'... Going once...going twice...aaaand--sold! To the gentleman in the front row for a thousand words.'

Amy Winehouse, up in Rock N' Roll heaven.

The concert was going smoothly until Frankenstein's band played a ballad.

Relaxing in front of a fire.

'...So you claim this is genuine Rembrandt?'