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"I understand he's in aroma therapy.''

"These are the very weapons your mother and I used in our famous duel."

'Make sure you pretend to water it.'

Maybe I should have measured my garden before going shopping....

'Big audio gear is coming back!'

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'It's genuine 17th century satsuma - and the pair would have been worth ?14,000.'

Grim Reaper Buying CDs...

Jazz is Invented

'Heirloom Tiffany Lamp Delivery. I Brake for Everything.'

"Is Pinot Noir where you want to be?"

'It's a farton, fartoff lamp!'

Six jazz instruments.

Cut out and keep your own DJ.

'Frankincense, dummy! I asked for frankincense!'

His cubicle had come to be known as 'Teddy Bear Heaven'.

'Does this perfume have an antidote?'

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'When played backwards these say terrible things like 'do your homework' and 'clean your room.''

The Death of the Blues

"It's our latest scent...Dryer Sheet."

Woman thinking about luxuries.

'Okay everybody, SMILE!'

You know you're getting up there in years when your birthday cake requires that extra box of candles....

The concert was going smoothly until Frankenstein's band played a ballad.

Amy Winehouse, up in Rock N' Roll heaven.

'... Going once...going twice...aaaand--sold! To the gentleman in the front row for a thousand words.'

"Okay, quote me. I'm on the record."

'...So you claim this is genuine Rembrandt?'

Bottletrees.

Relaxing in front of a fire.

Pheromones.