Essential Oil Enthusiast T-Shirts

"Okay, Jaxcsunn, stay still in the crystal circle while I douse you in essential oils."

Aromatherapists without borders.

(oil - petroleum - gushing out of inkwell)

Now that you have a heart, you really should switch to polyunsaturated oil.

"Now, in contrast to the last olive oil you tasted, this one is infused with sixty-five more dollars."

Car Breast-Feeding

Goopco Oil Co. What a party! They're having a contest to see who the crudest oil molecule is!

Leonardo's Virgin Oil on the Rocks painting.

'No - we really don't cater for vegans, even our salad dressing is made from sperm oil!'

Virgin MaryExtra Virgin Mary.

Virgin Olive Oil. Not-Virgin-But-Has-A-Heart-Of-Gold Olive Oil.

Fuels paradise.

'a fine mess you've got us into...'

Oil Price

Contemporary U.S. soldiers right an oil derrick.

'Oh no wonder, this is Extra Virgin Mary Olive Oil.'

"I understand he's in aroma therapy.''

Pummping oil on troubled waters.

"I do feel a lot better since we switched to the trans-fat free oil."

Essential Oils/Forbidden Fruit.

'Look, a dollar! Pick it up so we can scoop up that blob of oil!'

Rising Oil Prices.

History of Gasoline.

'Odd as it may seem, it needs oil.'

"It can also run on recycled cooking oil, but you have to be careful, as it has a severe peanut allergy."

"I used to love the sight of zeros."

Improvised Economic Device

'Our company will solve the world's energy problems. Every day's worth of oil will burn for eight days.'

Expensive oil.

"She attended the Tia Carmen medical school."

Libyan Oil

Low oil prices.

ATM at gas station.

"What fuel do you use?" "You'll never guess!"

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