Eskimo Tales Fan Gifts

"Cut that out, Barry, your hands are freezing."

The Fourth Little Pig

Saint George and the Drag Queen

"Bram Stoker's Bambi"

"Recalculating route..."

Little Buttercup HMS Pinafore

Moby Dick

Ask A Silly Question.

'It's the abominable snowman!'

"At lease we managed to stop the leak before the water reached 'E' Deck."

Romulus and Remus

"Well, how was I supposed to know you were saving them for something special?"

"Once inside, the pawns will jump out and take them by surprise."

Alaskan Cryogenic Society.

Pirates find out treasure is a piggy bank.

'Take Gerald a cup of punch or something, I think he's feeling left out.'

Red riding hood giving the wolf a complex

"Pop, tell me again how Jazz came up the river from New Orleans."

Frog Prince

Circus trousers

As luck would have it the hunchback's blind date turned out to be a hunchbelly!

"Boy, am I out of breath. I had to run crying 'Wee, wee, wee!' all the way home."

"I conjured you up a dress, shoes, a corsage, and a limo—I'm not ponying up for an afterparty too."

Man cold-calling on phone from igloo

'It's an unauthorized biography of the Chief.'

Scary Marshmallow Campfire Stories.

'Yes, he did turn into a price, but there were complications.'

'Yes, the owners are giraffes...Did I forget to mention it?...'

Igloo Building.

"I think feeling a certain amount of anxiety over the upcoming race with the Hare is perfectly normal!"

'Did she do anything about the falling sky after she was elected?'