Eskimo Culture Lover Gifts

Alaskan Cryogenic Society.

'It's the abominable snowman!'

"Cultural economy - keep it going."

Man cold-calling on phone from igloo

'Gee, Doc; why the long face?'

Igloo Building.

A Mouse hole in an Igloo in the form of an Igloo entrance.

Angels

'Relax Smithers, he is just a head hunter, they leave the rest of you alone.'

"Cut that out, Barry, your hands are freezing."

"I notice the Apaches are using a new font."

"I wish I'd put in a stair lift."

"Oh no, it's the bailiffs."

'Does it have voice mail and text messaging?'

How many norse power is it?

'Newlyweds.'

'Forget it - she'd melt your igloo!'

'You never knew your father -- He chilled out.'

'We won the battle with the Sue tribe, but we'll be in the courts for years.'

"Oh my god! Is nothing sacred."

"Nordic but nice"

"Weren't the Europeans bad enough?"

'There's the Swiss busker across the road.' (Alpine horn)

"We adopted her in China, and we're having her raised there, too,"

'Of course my wife is frigid...isn't everybody's?'

Midwest Nice . . . Truth

"Before this Global Warming,I never knew what grass was."

Made in England

'I told you to not use my war bonnet for dusting.'

'I never kiss below the mukluks on the first date!'

Tribal dancer - "No! It's jump, step, kick, shout!"

A logger ignoring the warning cries of an indigenous man

'My flaming computer screen's frozen again!'

The Stretch Rickshaw.

"Mona asked me to invite you to our housewarming on Friday."