Eskimo Culture Admirer Gifts

'It's the abominable snowman!'

"I don't care if it's more bouncy - it threatens the integrity of the game."

'It's like a piece of music, like Mozart or Beethoven.'

Nelson Mandela.

"Welcome to Randolph, Vermont. Don't even think of relocating here!"

Alaskan Cryogenic Society.

An EskimoInuit gluing back a piece of broken Igloo with some special glue for Igloos

Meanwhile...in Albania

Man cold-calling on phone from igloo

Fancy popping out for some Mexican a bit later?

What a Dog.

'You're not from around here, are you?'

"The big difference between Halloween and Day of the Dead...is we look at the afterlife as a reason to celebrate...not to scare anyone."

Igloo Building.

The Double Double Punch

Smoking ban in the Indian Camp.

'Does it come with American citizenship?'

"Ask Sadie Advice Hour," what's your problem?! Kanye West said he's running for president in 2020, and I don't know whether to weep or move to Canada. Canada Canada Canada! Everybody always wants to move to Canada whenever they think the USA has taken a turn for the worse! None of you lily-livered quitters could stand a single Canadian winter, let alone stare down a moose at six paces. You want Canada? You can't handle Canada! How tall is a moose?

'Chief Big Carbon Footprint says bring more firewood.'

"Selfie"? What's a "selfie"?

A Mouse hole in an Igloo in the form of an Igloo entrance.

"Cut that out, Barry, your hands are freezing."

"Oh no, it's the bailiffs."

'They've been on too many English raids !'

Viking Funeral

Pedro Pablo Kuczynski

"It's one of our local customs—the annual blessing of the lawnmowers."

"Now, do you want to be part of the problem or part of the solution?"

'Can't you see I am having lunch!'

'Forget it - she'd melt your igloo!'

'Newlyweds.'

'You never knew your father -- He chilled out.'

"There's no need to shout!"

'He won't be long, he's just putting his face on.'

'If beets juice and cheese brine work, why shouldn't a bit of schmaltz?'