Eskimo Culture Fan Gifts

"Oh no, it's the bailiffs."

"Before this Global Warming,I never knew what grass was."

Cariactures

'Thank-you God.'

The Euro-Trash Trashcan

'All I want for Valentine's Day is a Greek fisherman's cap.'

Scot to a Greek: 'Love your outfit.'

"Great coffee, Carole."

'It's the abominable snowman!'

"I think that's one of those annoying flying drones we've been hearing about!"

Sermon on the Grounds...

Slalom

Where Scottish milk comes from.

"Sorry, y'all — no locals. This is a tourists-only bar."

Alaskan Cryogenic Society.

William Wallace and Gromit

"I washed my kilt last night , now I can't do a fling with it!"

A Scottish Terrier playing bagpipes wins the dog show.

Man walking along sidewalk trips on long trombone from street musician

Enrico from Lucia di Lammermoor

Man cold-calling on phone from igloo

Miracles on 34th Street.

Happy Valentine's Day!

'Excuse me, what do you wear under your kilt?' - 'Shoes and socks.'

Igloo Building.

The abduction of Europa

"I've got a real, real, real, real plaid feeling."

All British Space Mission

'Whipped cream?'

'Anything worn under my kilt? No. Well-used but not worn!'

"That one please"

Syriza

A Mouse hole in an Igloo in the form of an Igloo entrance.

'Don't be silly -- how can a PARROT be part Scottish?'

"Word has it, you used to haunt a castle in Scotland."