Eskimo Admirer Gifts

'I told you getting a hot water heater was a bad idea.'

Igloo Building.

Cariactures

TV jester.

"Don't you just hate restaurants that make you feel rushed?"

"How could we be short? You had enough chocolate for everyone on our list!"

"It was the most relaxing massage I've ever had."

'It's the abominable snowman!'

'OMG! Is it Christmas already?'

'What's your poisson?' (Man reading report on Farmed Salmon Toxins Scare).

Alaskan Cryogenic Society.

Museum of Mediocre Art.

'Burf, I think the ants are trying to tell us something.

Man cold-calling on phone from igloo

"Normally this is where I would say something funny but the cartoonist is quiet quitting, too."

Phill Jupitus

I'm your biggest fan.

"He'll never be good enough to snatch this pebble from my hand."

"Cut that out, Barry, your hands are freezing."

"After a hard day at the office, all Barry wants to do is put his feet up and listen to somebody tell him what to think."

A Mouse hole in an Igloo in the form of an Igloo entrance.

Comic Relief

"Oh no, it's the bailiffs."

Oxford tour guides

"You want twenty bones delivered? Are you sure Mr Jones? You usually order two bones a week."

"How's my head size today."

Sign on the door at Karate School.

'Forget it - she'd melt your igloo!'

'You never knew your father -- He chilled out.'

Franz Oppenheimer

'Newlyweds.'

'This speciman is leader of the Earthlings?'

How You Can Survive on $1400

'Of course my wife is frigid...isn't everybody's?'

"I'm already seeing an anthropologist."