Smocking Admirer Gifts

'Can't you read? It says 'no smocking'!'

"It's such a beautiful day. Why don't we go out and get someone to eat?"

"And by president we mean the one on Saturday night tv, not the real one. He kinda sucks."

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

"My great-great-grandfather was forced to flee Europe because of religious persecution."

"Then, after college, I joined the navy. Wait, I think I hear him coming."

"He gets easily abstracted."

"I just need help getting the pit out."

"Where’s your sense of Gothic romance?"

Magic Tricks

"Don’t you think it’s about time you stopped insisting on your uncle Bill being here for Christmas?"

"Police, this is the wife of Magi the magician, something's happened to him!"

"There's nothing magical about if, actually I just have a knack for this sort of thing."

'Yes Ma'am, we're from the Governement: We need samples for scientific testing...'

Magician Playing Golf.

Grim's Fairytales

No Right Turn (monster)

"Is there a rabbit in the house?"

'So what else do you hyptnotise apart from rabbits?'

Eye of Newt (evidently the favored hamburger condiment for witches)

Museum of Mediocre Art.

Magician hitting someone while performing a trick.

A Sculptor chiselling out 'The Invisible Man' from a block of stone.

"Wow! That's a mean curveball."

"Just to be clear, you want suicide doors installed on your hearse?"

Ventriloquist's Doll also has a Doll.

'Hurry, Andrea, here comes the hunk mail!'

Ramon was a polished performer, but this was madness. . . A square peg in a round hole, unassisted, and blindfolded!!

"It's a human hand!"

SAGE (unknown model)

Meet the Artist

Two psychics have shops next to each other; one advertises "Second Opinions".

Joke Shop and Novelties

Vampire shunning crucifix-in-a-can.