Spoof Admirer Gifts

"And by president we mean the one on Saturday night tv, not the real one. He kinda sucks."

The DaVinci Code

"Canadian Mt. ‘Rush’more"

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

'You know too much,'

"Let's talk film or let's not talk film - I'm easy."

Saint George and the Drag Queen

Moses' Tablet

'He's the one who needs obedience training!'

Frank was certain his Bird of Paradise mating dance would press all the right buttons with Margaret.

'Yorick? No, I don't think so, unless of course he was a Neanderthal!'

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

Falstaff

"My great-great-grandfather was forced to flee Europe because of religious persecution."

'Fancy you doing a curtsey and she being a non-serving royal, you big dope!'

"Koalas when no one's looking"

"OK, fine. Perhaps 'sower of discord in the lower depths of hell' was overstating it."

...gon make you sweat...gon make you groove

"Hugh fans!"

Wordplay: In The Bag.

Cat Burglar

'Your fur looks like you slept in it.'

"Bill is in charge of our Ethics Department."

"Another flue shot, Larry.

'No, Ben, making your eyes go bigger does not make the fish grow bigger!'

'This wine is dreadful - try some.'

New Flavors at Where's the Scoop Ice Cream

'Hey, Charlie, have we got good news for you!'

Hamlet

Can't Touch This

"I just need help getting the pit out."

"Then, after college, I joined the navy. Wait, I think I hear him coming."

"What other tricks does he need?"