Spoof Admirer Gifts

"And by president we mean the one on Saturday night tv, not the real one. He kinda sucks."

The DaVinci Code

"Canadian Mt. ‘Rush’more"

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

"Let's talk film or let's not talk film - I'm easy."

'You know too much,'

'He's the one who needs obedience training!'

Saint George and the Drag Queen

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Party Twenty Three

Moses' Tablet

Frank was certain his Bird of Paradise mating dance would press all the right buttons with Margaret.

'Yorick? No, I don't think so, unless of course he was a Neanderthal!'

"My great-great-grandfather was forced to flee Europe because of religious persecution."

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"OK, fine. Perhaps 'sower of discord in the lower depths of hell' was overstating it."

'Fancy you doing a curtsey and she being a non-serving royal, you big dope!'

"Koalas when no one's looking"

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

Falstaff

Cat Burglar

...gon make you sweat...gon make you groove

Wordplay: In The Bag.

"Hugh fans!"

'Your fur looks like you slept in it.'

"Bill is in charge of our Ethics Department."

New Flavors at Where's the Scoop Ice Cream

"Another flue shot, Larry.

'Hey, Charlie, have we got good news for you!'

'No, Ben, making your eyes go bigger does not make the fish grow bigger!'

"I just need help getting the pit out."

Can't Touch This

"Then, after college, I joined the navy. Wait, I think I hear him coming."

Hamlet

If humans instead of dinosaurs had lived when the big asteroid hit.

'This wine is dreadful - try some.'