Eskimo Explorer Gifts

Man cold-calling on phone from igloo

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

"The Ice Age must've caught him by surprise..."

'He's not a pet. He's an endangered species.'

"Not only pharmaceuticals - we're also finding all sorts of industrial chemicals here."

'Upon entering the rain forest...' 'Thousands of unknown species, and we can fool around with the genes of every one of them.'

"Give me all the caffeine you have."

Dear Diary. . . why, oh why, did I choose an adventure holiday?

"I was young and cocky because I wasn't aware of my shortcomings. Now I'm old and cocky because I can't remember what they are."

"Yes, six to seven weeks is my life expectancy! Once I learned that, I thought, the hell with it, I'll stop working and start travelling..."

"Can you believe you left your job and family to search for this key, and it was under here the whole time?"

'Excuse me, but do you have a decaffeinated baristo?'

You've Had Enough!

"We mustn't interfere, Larry. Just let nature take its course."

Danger Slow Sand.

"Fantastic! Do you realize what we've just stumbled upon? It's the fabled Lost Glove Compartment of the Ancient Astronauts!"

On day twenty nine, Dave decided that he would start to cut his way through the dense forest to find out more about the north side of the island.

"Don't move! It's as I suspected, they're attracted to clowns!"

"Even though I wasn't always perfect, I feel deep down that I am now."

"Whatever it is, we're up to our necks in it!"

Columbus Discovers that when Exploring, It's Not Such A Great idea to Bring The Family Along.

"I've decided to make myself another cup of coffee!"

Big Shot/Bigger Shot.

"Caught another one!" "Let's eat!"

'Thanks for being up support staff.'

'If only Darwin could have seen this.'

"Well if it comes to that you're not exactly Mr Wonderful."

"Tell me what you think of the menu. I wrote it."

'Must be the lesser known Easter Egg Island.'

"You sure you guys don't spike the coffee?"

"Why don't you just go and see this summer's feel-good movie?"

"It's a list of possible side effects."

Columbus discovers ...that when exploring, it's not such a great idea to bring the family along.

National Coffee Day

'By Jove, we've finally found it! the fabled elephants' disco!'