Eskimo Enthusiast Gifts

'My flaming computer screen's frozen again!'

'Newlyweds.'

'Of course my wife is frigid...isn't everybody's?'

'You never knew your father -- He chilled out.'

'I never kiss below the mukluks on the first date!'

It soon became apparent that the vicar was an undercover journalist.

"So this coffee shop if your 'hangout'?"

'I'll have you know sir, that we used the finest columbian coffee beans in that dishwater.'

"Who's taking my order—the committee of the whole, or is there a liaison for decaf?"

Piggy bank #6: Union Jack.

"Your tires are spinning and you're stuck."

"It said this 'Spilt Coffee' series afforded her a lifetime of lattes."

Ukraine Crisis

The coffee's not working.

'...but there MUST have been something about a rail go-slow on 'News at Ten'?'

'It's the abominable snowman!'

'You bought an F-14 equipped with an internal 20 mm vulcan gatling-type paintball gun? I think you might be taking this paintball thing a little too seriously!'

Nato Membership

Incognito Bonito - 'I don't know me, but I do know you!'

Clandestine cows.

"Guess we are going to the coffee shop!"

Trainset

S**t Creek Halt

'So, I take it that diversity isn't a priority?'

'Sorry, but we can't serve you the grande size anymore without a prescription.'

Man takes sandwiches left beneath a 'please take one' sign

Alaskan Cryogenic Society.

'Ridiculously Expensive Coffee.'

'This is your third speeding ticket in a week. Sure your horse didn't get into some genetically modified hay?'

"This is our coffeemaker room."

'Maybe you had the radar screen upside down and it was a plane...'

Sign reads: No lingering over a good cup of coffee.

"Would you mind if I sit here and wait for you to leave?"

'I see you worked in government research - what kind?'

'Literary agency' "About your idea for a book on NATO's role in Kosovo? Russian author got there first"