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"Oh no, it's the bailiffs."

"Before this Global Warming,I never knew what grass was."

Cariactures

'Thank-you God.'

The Euro-Trash Trashcan

'All I want for Valentine's Day is a Greek fisherman's cap.'

Scot to a Greek: 'Love your outfit.'

"Great coffee, Carole."

'It's the abominable snowman!'

"I think that's one of those annoying flying drones we've been hearing about!"

Slalom

Where Scottish milk comes from.

"Sorry, y'all — no locals. This is a tourists-only bar."

Alaskan Cryogenic Society.

"I washed my kilt last night , now I can't do a fling with it!"

A Scottish Terrier playing bagpipes wins the dog show.

Man cold-calling on phone from igloo

Enrico from Lucia di Lammermoor

Man walking along sidewalk trips on long trombone from street musician

Miracles on 34th Street.

Happy Valentine's Day!

'Excuse me, what do you wear under your kilt?' - 'Shoes and socks.'

Igloo Building.

All British Space Mission

The abduction of Europa

'Don't be silly -- how can a PARROT be part Scottish?'

'Anything worn under my kilt? No. Well-used but not worn!'

"That one please"

"Word has it, you used to haunt a castle in Scotland."

'Whipped cream?'

"I wish I'd put in a stair lift."

"Damn To-Go punks!"

"Hey, if you have to ask, you can't afford them."

Syriza