Eskimo Culture Lover Pillows

Alaskan Cryogenic Society.

'It's the abominable snowman!'

"Cultural economy - keep it going."

Man cold-calling on phone from igloo

'Gee, Doc; why the long face?'

Igloo Building.

"I wish I'd put in a stair lift."

Angels

"I notice the Apaches are using a new font."

'Relax Smithers, he is just a head hunter, they leave the rest of you alone.'

A Mouse hole in an Igloo in the form of an Igloo entrance.

"Cut that out, Barry, your hands are freezing."

"Oh no, it's the bailiffs."

'Does it have voice mail and text messaging?'

'You never knew your father -- He chilled out.'

Chère Maman

'Forget it - she'd melt your igloo!'

How many norse power is it?

'We won the battle with the Sue tribe, but we'll be in the courts for years.'

'Newlyweds.'

"Oh my god! Is nothing sacred."

'Of course my wife is frigid...isn't everybody's?'

"Nordic but nice"

'There's the Swiss busker across the road.' (Alpine horn)

"We adopted her in China, and we're having her raised there, too,"

"Weren't the Europeans bad enough?"

Midwest Nice . . . Truth

"Before this Global Warming,I never knew what grass was."

'I told you to not use my war bonnet for dusting.'

Tribal dancer - "No! It's jump, step, kick, shout!"

A logger ignoring the warning cries of an indigenous man

Made in England

'I never kiss below the mukluks on the first date!'

'My flaming computer screen's frozen again!'

"Mona asked me to invite you to our housewarming on Friday."