Eskimo Culture Admirers Pillows

'Forget it - she'd melt your igloo!'

"I don't care if it's more bouncy - it threatens the integrity of the game."

'It's the abominable snowman!'

Nelson Mandela.

Alaskan Cryogenic Society.

An EskimoInuit gluing back a piece of broken Igloo with some special glue for Igloos

Marilyn Manson Fan.

'You're not from around here, are you?'

Igloo Building.

"Let me guess - PPI refunds, double glazing or, a tele-sales survey?"

'Nothing like a nice cuppa after a morning's pillaging.'

Eskimos Rowing Out to Igloo

"Cut that out, Barry, your hands are freezing."

"Oh no, it's the bailiffs."

'They've been on too many English raids !'

Wordilly Durdillies - 'The Swedes that you can eat between meals...

Viking Funeral

'Newlyweds.'

"There's no need to shout!"

'You never knew your father -- He chilled out.'

'Of course my wife is frigid...isn't everybody's?'

'Our merger is off. We've broken several corporate taboos, so Nanook won't give us his blessing.'

"Nordic but nice"

"Dude! I am so not prepared for this!"

Morris Men Behaving Badly

"Before this Global Warming,I never knew what grass was."

'I told you to not use my war bonnet for dusting.'

'I never kiss below the mukluks on the first date!'

Hanukkah Plans

'My flaming computer screen's frozen again!'

'I told you getting a hot water heater was a bad idea.'

"It say, 'help, tipi on fire.'"

'Another text message from the crow tribe.'