Eskimo Tales Fan Mugs

"Cut that out, Barry, your hands are freezing."

The Fourth Little Pig

Saint George and the Drag Queen

"Bram Stoker's Bambi"

"Recalculating route..."

Little Buttercup HMS Pinafore

"I think someone's trying to play games with us."

Moby Dick

This side is the gag reel.

Malaprop Man! Adventures. Malaprop Man! Where have you been? At a stupor her comet confection! Did many of your fellow heroes show up? We had a great turnabout! Backman and the Incredible Bulk were there! So was Caption Americ, the Flush, Wander Woman and Plasterman! Very impressive. Who was the most popular with the fans? I think I was the main distraction! I have no doubt at all about that!

'It's the abominable snowman!'

Ask A Silly Question.

"At lease we managed to stop the leak before the water reached 'E' Deck."

"Well, how was I supposed to know you were saving them for something special?"

Romulus and Remus

'Take Gerald a cup of punch or something, I think he's feeling left out.'

"Once inside, the pawns will jump out and take them by surprise."

Alaskan Cryogenic Society.

Red riding hood giving the wolf a complex

Bertolt Brecht

Pirates find out treasure is a piggy bank.

"Pop, tell me again how Jazz came up the river from New Orleans."

"I conjured you up a dress, shoes, a corsage, and a limo—I'm not ponying up for an afterparty too."

As luck would have it the hunchback's blind date turned out to be a hunchbelly!

Frog Prince

'It's an unauthorized biography of the Chief.'

"Boy, am I out of breath. I had to run crying 'Wee, wee, wee!' all the way home."

Man cold-calling on phone from igloo

Circus trousers

Scary Marshmallow Campfire Stories.

Igloo Building.

"I made that video while doped up on catnip. That's why I'm warning you to stay away from drugs."

'Yes, he did turn into a price, but there were complications.'

"I think feeling a certain amount of anxiety over the upcoming race with the Hare is perfectly normal!"

'Yes, the owners are giraffes...Did I forget to mention it?...'