Eskimo Theme Fan Mugs

A Mouse hole in an Igloo in the form of an Igloo entrance.

'It's the abominable snowman!'

Alaskan Cryogenic Society.

Farmer Pickles hated it when the cows hummed Darth Vader's theme tune.

'This is you hotel. . . it has no TV, but every room is equipped with CCTV.'

Man cold-calling on phone from igloo

Artist paints nude model with Etch-a-Sketch.

“It’s 2025 Roger, I didn’t think I’d still be seeing the lockdown beard..”

'Don't rush me! I need some time to process everything.'

"Cut that out, Barry, your hands are freezing."

Skeleton with a ringing phone.

"Oh no, it's the bailiffs."

Birthday party at Lenny's Tap and Grill.

"Surprise!"

Accu-Tech's Personal Information Firewall

'You never knew your father -- He chilled out.'

'Newlyweds.'

The toytown mafia at work.

"Yeah...I'm looking at you. See how you like it."

Halloween pumpkin

"We've finished compiling each of your family trees."

'Of course my wife is frigid...isn't everybody's?'

East and West Divide

'You just missed him...can I take a message?'

"Before this Global Warming,I never knew what grass was."

'I never kiss below the mukluks on the first date!'

'Here comes your Tequila Sunrise now.'

'...at last I'm saved!'

'My flaming computer screen's frozen again!'

"Mayday, Mayday...we've lost control!" (Boy playing with personal pc behind pilot).

Cannelloni

"Rub noses? If only we could."