Escargot Entrepreneur Gifts

Snail in suit with briefcases.

"The leadership team wants a catchy acronym for a new social media app they're calling Functional Applied Relationship Tracker. Any suggestions?"

"I'm expert at sniffing out blame."

'We've financed three more startups for no fathomable reason.'

"We're a very small international conglomerate."

'We've financed three more startups for no fathomable reason.'

Gaston's Gourmet Truckstop

"I've never heard of it, either, but nothing ventured, nothing gained, I always say!"

"I used to want to be an astronaut, but now I think I'd rather be a billionaire space tourist."

"Just remember if we don't enjoy it we can claim it as a tax-deductible business meeting..."

Grand Escargot at a Parisian Eatery.

"It's not my fault! The Russians must have hacked my brain!"

Cartoon about having many investors for crowd funding.

"And who, may I ask, is financing this startup country?"

"The chef made some substitutions to tonight's menu. Instead of Escarots a la Bourguignonne, he's cooking hot dogs."

"All that's left is inventing something insanely popular!"

'Wow, my own desk!'

'The company I ran was non-profit, but that wasn't intentional.'

'-but surely it's unusual to have nightmares with COMMERCIALS?'

This horse isn't dead. It's just sleeping.

'The escargots are underdone.'

"We're going to play the boss's favorite game - 'pin the blame on the scapegoat.'"

"...Then she took the divorce settlement money...and set up a company that's putting me out of business."

"The Internet has totally revolutionized the way white guys get rich."

"Miss Davis, bring me everything we've got on turning a two-bit hole-in-the-wall operation into a multinational juggernaut."

SMALL BUSINESS LOANS, 'Your business plan seems to depend on winning a lot of state lotteries....'

"I crunched the numbers until cautiously opportunistic."

"How much do you need?"

"Ladies and gentlemen, start your companies!"

"It's a new start up, a radical new way of printing money!"

"I can recommend the snails, if you don't mind waiting."

"I'm hoping to sell my startup - a chain of fast-food meditation centers - to Google for seven figures."

"If I'm laid off, may I apply for a job at your start up?"